Do not, Hall, sneak up on Wynne!

Do not, Hall, sneak up on Wynne

A rhyme for wayward children who should know better.

I am Hall. I’m your Pal! I want to surprise you now!

Oi, Flud, Hall! You’re a pal, but I almost killed you, ow!

Put me down! Please don’t frown. It is just that I’m a clown.

Can I sneak to steal your hat? Can I sneak up with a cat?

Don’t sneak up to steal my hat; never sneak up with a cat. Listen up and take this in; Do not, Hall, sneak up on Wynne!

What if I need extra socks? What if I slip on some rocks?

Don’t sneak up for extra socks, and never ever slip on rocks. Don’t sneak up to steal my hat; never sneak up with a cat. Listen up and take this in; Do not, Hall, sneak up on Wynne!

If I’m hungry for some cram, can I sneak up with some jam?

If you’re hungry tell my face! My back will feed you with my mace.  Don’t sneak up for extra socks, and never ever slip on rocks. Don’t sneak up to get my hat; never sneak up with a cat. Listen up and take this in; Do not, Hall, sneak up on Wynne!

But it’s funny when you start! Like I almost stopped your heart!

It is not funny when I start. I do not like to stop my heart. If you’re hungry tell my face! My back will feed you with my mace.  Don’t sneak up for extra socks, and never ever slip on rocks. Don’t sneak up to get my hat; never sneak up with a cat. Listen up and take this in; Do not, Hall, sneak up on Wynne!

It is worth it for a joke, even if my neck you choke!

It is not funny or a joke if you end up with your neck broke! It is not funny when I start. I do not like to stop my heart. If you’re hungry tell my face! My back will feed you with my mace.  Don’t sneak up for extra socks, and never ever slip on rocks. Don’t sneak up to get my hat; never sneak up with a cat. Listen up and take this in; Do not, Hall, sneak up on Wynne!

You’re no fun, you Orc-faced louse! I’ll just break in to Rennec’s house.

So long as this one lesson’s learned, you go ahead and don’t get burned. Just listen up and take this in; Do not, Hall, sneak up on Wynne!

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One Response to Do not, Hall, sneak up on Wynne!

  1. Leijana says:

    “You’re no fun, you Orc-faced louse! I’ll just break in to Rennec’s house.”

    Bahaha, that was my favorite line. xD So funny!

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